Tom Clynes



The World's Toughest Trucker


Hidden under the rain-forest canopy at the top of Australia's Cape York Peninsula, Pajinka Wilderness Lodge is a tropical retreat for wildlife lovers, bird watchers and fishermen. The lodge lies just short of the northernmost point in Australia, at the tip of a slender green finger that stretches up from the wide brown continent toward New Guinea. Locals call this spot simply The Top.

After a day in the sun deep-sea fishing with Pajinka's then-manager, Alan Geary, a few guests cooled off at the lodge's outdoor bar. Someone brought over a round of XXXX (Queensland’s beloved home-brewed beer, pronounced “Four-X”) and asked Alan a question of essential interest: In a place where the temperature rarely dips below 90 degrees, a place far too remote for electrical lines, how is it that the beer at Pajinka is always cold?

Alan answered with a tropical syllogism. For good conversation, he said, you need cold beer. To get cold beer, you need electricity. To get electricity, you need fuel for the generator. To get fuel to The Top...you need Garry White.

Three times a year, Alan told us, “this bloke Garry” pulls his full-size tractor-trailer rig out of Cairns and heads up the peninsula to the fuel depot at Weipa. There, he fills the tanker with diesel for the cattle stations and aboriginal settlements in the distant north, and for Pajinka. The 1,500-mile round trip—very little of it on paved roads—takes him through the continent's most inaccessible wilderness. He has to plow through jungle rivers, chain-saw through downed trees and shovel his way out of truck-gobbling mud holes. Every time he stops to change a flat tire or replace an axle, he's bait for leeches, wild boars, taipans, and giant crocs.

“It’s a well-known fact,” said Alan, “that he is the world’s toughest trucker.”



Selected Work

Articles
The Outlaw's Guide to Iceland
Following the thousand-year-old trail of saga hero Grettir the Strong, through Europe's last great wilderness.
They Shoot Poachers, Don't They?
A band of Wyoming conservationists fights to save the last large piece of pristine savanna in Africa from marauding gangs of Sudanese poachers.
Dangerous Medicine
In northern Uganda, doctors and virus hunters risk their lives on the front lines of the Ebola epidemic.
The World's Toughest Trucker
Warm beer won't win you any friends up here, mate. Trucker Garry White's Australian torture trek fuels the fridge.
Books
Wild Planet! 1,001 Extraordinary Events for the Inspired Traveler
Festivals, celebrations and tribal gatherings from more than 100 countries on every continent.
Music Festivals from Bach to Blues
The first-ever guide to all genres of North American music festivals.


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